Brother Turner
    I am a programmer. That's what I do, when I'm not downloading porn of Elisa Bridges or wasting time playing Grand Theft Auto III ( which, by the way, is the greatest single invention made my man to date... who cares about things like antibiotics or the Theory of Relativity when you can gank a Cheetah, pick up a whore, bang her, then kill her to get back the money you just gave her... ) Anyway, I digress.

    Choose one of the languages in the menu to the left. If you find stuff in there useful, feel free to use it. All I ask is that you shoot me an e-mail saying that you did find it helpful. I'm not going to ask for a copy of whatever you're working on, send you spam, harass your mother, nor am I gonna bitch at you that what you're doing is wrong/immoral/icky/etc ( Unless you want me to... then we need to talk price ).

    It is one of my pet-peeves with the Internet is the "holier-than-thou" attitude taken by some programmers ( if you don't believe me, visit comp.lang.javascript or comp.infosystems.www.authoring.* ) in that they won't help noobes when they think that "it's for something bad" or "it's in some obscure manual somewhere... you should read!!". Ask c.l.j about creating a pop-up window on browser close and see what I mean.

    So, some of this shit, I've figured out on my own. It worked for what I needed it to do. If it's not exactly what you need, it should be a good start on getting what you want.

    If you improve the code or ideas on how to make it better, let me know and I'll update it here and give you props. I always appreciate ideas. If you think I'm an asshole for making this crap available, you're right. Pat yourself on the back... then go fuck yourself.

    Enjoy.

 

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