| the Ability to breath. | be a Man, Woman, or Other. (Sisters very much welcome!) | A leniancy towards the Macintosh way of life. (Not a necessity.) | Contributions every once in a great while.... like once a decade is good | a small e-mail to us asking to be a Member. |
| Stories, pictures, rants, raves, etc, etc, etc..... Whatever you can come up with. | No whiny bull. We all just need to get along. | Eligability to the really "good" prizes (um.. the ones better than floppy disks) |
So.. you wanna become a Member? It's easy to do.
It's free. You can win. How can you possibly lose? So enter now, you lazy bastard. Don't delay, or you may be stuck winning the floppies.
To enroll, mail webmaster@katan.com with your request. Make the Subject "Enrollment" and type a little something into the body. We like funny stuff. Make us laff...PLEASE! We could use it. We also need your na
me and a mailing address for the stuff you will win but probably won't care to get. NO phone numbers please. We don't want to be responsible for that. Your information is confidential as well. We aren't going to sell you out to some stupid pyramid sch
eme like other places do. PO boxes work just as well, for all you people who don't want Brother Trent stalking you. ;)
PS: The Mac referrence is because that is what we use. If you are doomed to the Micro$oft way of life, we will not hold it against you. So don't hold anything against us.... that is, unless, you are a hottie and would like to hold your body against us.
That, we can handle.